Ivor Sholder-Chipp, Columnist

Ivor is a grumpy old sod. Enough said.

Stories from Ivor Sholder-Chipp, Columnist

Everyone dreams of their moment in the spotlight, and what better way to gain it than becoming a hero - winning the adulation of the mass media and the admiration of friends and family.

Here at News42 we have our finger on the pulse of what the media is looking for in a hero, and after literally minutes of research I can bring you our top five ways:

1. Join the armed forces and die a bloody battlefield death on foreign soil while trying to save your buddy from an enemy ambush.