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Expansion of Heathrow won't simply require a third runway - but also a second sky, according to a secret government report obtained by News42.

The sheer volume of aircraft taking off from, and landing at, the airport means the existing sky has become congested. The report envisages that it may become completely full before the third runway reaches even 25% of its capacity.

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The Prime Minister today launched a major campaign as a last-ditch attempt to save the UK's sperm banking industry from collapse.

'Wank for the Bank' will include media advertising, celebrity endorsements, and a commitment from MP's to play their part.

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The world's richest man and the UK's Countryside Minister were both denying claims last night that there had been a 'fast track' process to grant permission for a new high security gate to be installed at the billionaire's English country retreat.

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