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PM Launches Campaign To Save Sperm Banks
Tim Downing, Political Editor

The Prime Minister today launched a major campaign as a last-ditch attempt to save the UK's sperm banking industry from collapse.

'Wank for the Bank' will include media advertising, celebrity endorsements, and a commitment from MP's to play their part.

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Japanese Act on Sperm Bank Crisis
Kay Tanner, Foreign Correspondent

The Japanese government has reacted swiftly and decisively to head off the emerging crisis in the country's sperm banking industry.

As soon as it became clear that the problems that started in the US were spreading worldwide, the Japanese parliament met in emergency session and passed a special Sperm Law.

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Sperm Banking Crisis is Coming
Nick Munnie, Business Editor

The escalating crisis that has gripped US sperm banks has hit UK shores according to experts.

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Economic Crisis Hits Sperm Banks
Hugh Joorn, Economics Editor

The international banking crisis penetrated beyond the high street financial institutions this week and into the lesser-known world of the Sperm Banks.

Queues of women formed outside many branches in the US yesterday as news spread that liquidity was running low - let alone the banks' cash position.

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