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Expansion of Heathrow won't simply require a third runway - but also a second sky, according to a secret government report obtained by News42.

The sheer volume of aircraft taking off from, and landing at, the airport means the existing sky has become congested. The report envisages that it may become completely full before the third runway reaches even 25% of its capacity.

The Prime Minister today launched a major campaign as a last-ditch attempt to save the UK's sperm banking industry from collapse.

'Wank for the Bank' will include media advertising, celebrity endorsements, and a commitment from MP's to play their part.

The international banking crisis penetrated beyond the high street financial institutions this week and into the lesser-known world of the Sperm Banks.

Queues of women formed outside many branches in the US yesterday as news spread that liquidity was running low - let alone the banks' cash position.